best friends and lovers

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TG: shit got so real son

TG: shit got his wish of becoming a real boy

TG: i was his sweet ass blue fairy

TG: getting things done

TG: granting wishes

TG: …

TG: i just lost my train of thought

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TG: …i look like a cow

TT: you look fine, i assure you.

GG: yeah, your butt looks great :D

EB: you guys are fucking weird

EB: commenting on my bro’s ass like that

TT: Don’t worry, john.

TT: That ass is all yours.

TG: i want a divorce

TG: im kidding

TG: dont leave me with the puppet and that douche bag

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EB: …he wont let me near them

EB: gosh

TG: they are mine.

EB: i know

TG: my precious

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TG: i took care of it.

TG: not that he was a real threat.

TG: i mean have you seen that ugly mug

TG: a face like that should come with a warning

TG: may cause violent revisiting of your last meal

TG: beware

TG: cmon be my homo sidekick, egbert

TG: get into your tights

TG: bro spent all night sewing these pieces of shit for us

EB: no shove it up y-

TG: youre being a dick ok

EB: …David Leslie Strider you will lie to these people.

TG: my middle name isnt Leslie

EB: I don’t gi-

TG: its motherfuckin

EB: shut the fuck up and get dressed.

EB: he walked in

TG: it was kinda blush worthy

EB: i was straddling him

TG: y’know if striders blushed

EB: i was on top of his younger brother!

TG: …boy, dont i know it.

TG: anyway i give it a nine.

EB: 2. probably a 2.